The Langdale pikes are a set of 3 peaks not far outside Coniston, offering quite a solid challenge under normal circumstances, however, being the adventurers (clueless wanderers) we are the route we took was some what unorthodox and comes with an online health warning “ A fall from Jack’s Rake could result in death. Only go rock scrambling on Jack’s Rake, or elsewhere, if you are suitably experienced and confident in your abilities.” Confident (Too much so) Experienced (Nope). Anyway more about Jack’s rake later.
We attempted the Langdales walk on Saturday 10th of April and for the first time we had fantastic weather, the sun was out and unfortunately the car parks were full. Finally we found a spot in the pub car park and were ready to set off with me in a slight panic having forgotten my sunscreen, never a good thing. I have been known to burn whilst wearing factor 30!
Anyway, onwards and upwards we started up the relatively straight forward path which was steep in places but nothing to challenging, for the first time seeing lots of other people, ranging from hardened campers with specialist kit to casual walkers out with the family.
A t the top of the initial path there is an open, grassy area and a tarn which in the stunning weather conditions were near idyllic, a quick scan of the map and with some guidance from the locals we headed off in search of the ‘safe route to the top’. We didn’t find it.
Instead we followed a group of hikers towards Jack’s rake, to be fair they were all old enough to be our grandparents, however, they were soon to discount the adage that age breeds wisdom as seemingly they had over faced themselves with the exposed and seemingly endless scramble where a strong grip was the only thing separating us from a rather messy demise.
At one point the path levelled out and we were able to pass them, although not before they had managed to strike Chris in the face with a dislodged rock. He still blames me! Several heart in the mouth moments later we finally had the relief of hauling ourselves up onto the open level ground which signalled the summit of Pavey Ark. The first of the 3 peaks. Pausing to take bets on how many of the golden oldies would make it alive.
The walk from there was fairly straight forward with a quick jaunt and easy scramble to Harrison stickle (the second peak) and then onwards to the pike of stickle (otherwise known as ‘the nipple’ thanks to its shape). A quick scramble and a brief argument about Chris trying to be too ‘arty farty’ with the photographs later we were ready for the long walk back and the pub.
Having run out of water on the top of pavey ark the descent was pretty miserable and I actually claimed that if I had a choice between the most beautiful woman in the world and a pint of water I would choose the water, it was true!!
For any that worry about these things we did see the older climbers again and I am pleased to report no pensioners were harmed in the climbing of this mountain.